Theophilus Thistle

    Theophilus Thistle, while sifting a sieve full of thistles, stuck ten thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Theophilus Thistle, the celebrated Thistle Sifter, Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles. If Theophilus Thistle, the celebrated Thistle Sifter sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles, Where is the sieve of un-sifted thistles Theophilus Thistle, the celebrated Thistle Sifter sifted?
    Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles, thrust thrice three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. If Theophilus thistle, the successful thistle sifter, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles thrust thrice three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, how many thistles wouldst thou sift through the thick of THY thumb? Success to the successful thistle sifter!
    Theophilus Thistle, the thrifty thistle sifter, while sifing a sieve of unsifted thistles, thrust thrice three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. See that thou, thistle sifter, while sifting a sieve of unsifted thistles, thrust not thrice three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb. Success to the thrifty thistle sifter!